In populating my fictional town of Locke’s Falls, a haven for supernatural beings, I’ve been trying to flesh out the normal gambit of creatures (werewolves and other were-creatures, vampires, elves) with some more unusual or less commonly used creatures. As the town is set in Pennsylvania, I want to include some local cryptids. In that end, may I present the Squonk.
The majestic Squonk can be found in the northern Hemlock forests of Pennsylvania, such as in the Pocono mountain range. It has been described thus:
The squonk is of a very retiring disposition, generally traveling about at twilight and dusk. Because of its misfitting skin, which is covered with warts and moles, it is always unhappy … Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears.
— William T. Cox, “The Squonk”, Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods (1910)
The Squonk even has its on taxonomy, Lacrimacorpus dissolvens. It’s more recently been described as a tusked pig, covered in warts with cauliflower ear and loose skin. However sad the description may seem, the squonk is well loved in parts of Pennsylvania. Johnstown, PA has a Squonkapalooza festival every year.
In the world of Locke’s Falls, the squonk can occasionally be found wandering the forests surrounding the town. They travel alone or in small family groups. Their diet is mostly scrub, ferns, and other vegetation found of the forest floor, but they are known to get into the occasional farmer’s field. The squonk is only hunted when it becomes a problem to farmers. It has no natural predators as the squonk dissolves into a puddle of tears when surprised, cornered, or injured, and that’s just not a useful expenditure of time for predatory animals. There has been no evidence of anyone catching a squonk alive and no one knows what they might taste like. In general, the squonk is left alone to live its life free of human interference.
